Black Voters Like Me

The signs are clear - deserted blog, unread e-mails, two abandoned games of Scrabulous... I have been severely absent from the interweb. At work, which is already unnecessarily long, we've been preparing for and going through INSURV, an inspection that occurs every five years. It's difficult to express the amount of stupidity involved in that process, so just think ridiculously long work hours.

Things have been busy at home as well. The house is finally on the market, and thus requires constant cleaning. MIT's financial aid deadline had me scrambling madly to get things sorted out in time (if you live in the same state as your parents, I envy you). Chris's car is slowly becoming roadworthy, despite my ineptitude...

There we were, lowering Chris's Toyota MR2 around the new engine he had just finished assembling. He was monitoring clearance around the engine, and I was operating the jack that was holding up the car. I was inching it down slowly and keeping an eye on the jack stands to make sure they were properly placed, and Chris said, "Ok, hold what you've got." I turned the handle quickly to lock off the jack and keep the car from moving.

Unfortunately, I turned it the wrong way. Oh yes. Instead of not moving, the car moved a lot, and landed on the jack stands (which were in fact perfectly placed)! The damage is trivial as far as either of us can tell, but I still feel pretty stupid. That could have been a lot worse; at least everyone's safe, right? =)

In other news, a flier appeared recently on my car (which was parked at my place of residence), and I feel I must share it with you (apologies for the crappy picture):


Apparently, I'm black. Why didn't you guys tell me?! Also apparently, there is no reason to vote unless the country is "going in the wrong direction." If things were going well, it would be cool for all of us to be apathetic. People, please. I'm all about getting people to vote, but this is ridiculous. Can we affect change as a nation, as a people, as a democracy, not just as "black voters"? Your thoughts?

Polyphasic Sleep Theory

For many of us, it's very counterintuitive to think that 2-3 hours of sleep can meet the same biological needs that 7-9 hours can. To consider this a valid possibility, we must first examine why we sleep. Is it to rest our bodies? No. Our bodies can rest adequately while awake,1 but we still need sleep. Recent research suggests that the purpose of sleep is to repair and reorganize the brain.2

Now, let's play make-believe. =)

You live in a huge library. You are responsible for the entire library, and your job requires you to spend most of your day outside the library, collecting interesting and informative pieces of paper from everywhere you go. Every once in a while you drop by the library and dump everything onto the floor. "I'll organize it later," you say. Then, at the end of the day, you come back and start to sift through everything. You sort, you file, you consolidate, you associate, and you do it for nine hours straight because there's a lot of paper on the floor. When you're finished, you go back out to collect more.

One day, your boss tells you that every four hours you must return to the library for half an hour. While you're sitting there you think, "This is useless... it's not that messy in here, and I could be out collecting more papers." Then at the end of the day your boss tells you that you may not stay in the library to organize at night; you must go out and find more papers. What?? "If he wanted more papers, why didn't he let me get them during the day instead of sitting in the library doing nothing every few hours?" you say to yourself. This frustrates you greatly, but you don't want to get fired, so you leave to collect more papers.

When you return, you dump everything on the floor as usual. "This place is a mess," you think. "I wonder when the boss is going to let me organize all of it..." After a while, you realize that the half-hour stretches in the library are the only time you will be able to organize. You can't possibly keep up with this huge mess in only half-hour sessions, so you start throwing things in the trash. It takes you a couple of weeks to get everything either thrown away or put away on your new schedule, and when you finally finish you sigh with relief. Back to normal!

But you soon realize that things are different. When you enter the library every few hours with a stack of paper, you simply file it and go. The complexity of the task has greatly diminished, as there isn't a huge pile of paper in the floor. All you have to deal with is the paper collected in the past few hours. Now your library requires less total attention each day, and it stays relatively free of clutter at all times. Maybe your boss knew what he was doing after all?

This "library model" is pure speculation on my part, but I believe it represents the processes of the brain during the adaptation to polyphasic sleep. It certainly explains why several polynappers perceive a boost in mental clarity3-5 and why sleep deprivation causes impaired memory and cognitive ability.6 If the purpose of sleep is indeed to repair and reorganize the brain, I propose that this process becomes increasingly complex with more time spent continuously awake, and that the limit of its complexity marks the beginning of the cognitive effects of sleep deprivation.


References:
1. The Phenomena of Sleep by Jim Horne:
"Humans can usually rest and relax quite adequately during wakefulness, and there is only a modest further energy saving to be gained by sleeping. We do not enter torpor, and the fall in metabolic rate for a human adult sleeping rather lying resting but awake, is only about 5-10%."
2. Sleep Found to Repair and Reorganize the Brain by William H. Cromie:
"Our data are consistent with the idea that sleep is primarily devoted to the critical activities of repair and reorganization in the brain, not the whole body, and that this reorganization probably includes learning and memory,"
3. Polyphasic Sleep Log - Day 120 by Nicholas Powell:
"One of the most noticeable aspects besides feeling more awake, adjusted, aware, alive, vibrant, and energized is the fact that the mental chatter noise disappears completely. No more mind clutter and continuously having that background noise of worry and going over problems."
4. Polyphasic Sleep Log - Day 21 by Steve Pavlina:
"The alertness and energy are there, but there’s something else too. The best way to describe it is to say that my mind feels a lot less noisy. It has become exceedingly calm, like a still lake. Somewhere along the way, I seem to have lost the chatterbox in the back of my mind. Now there’s a feeling of mental stillness, like the background mental noise has been turned off... Now when I sit down to work, I feel as if I’m working with deeper focus, clarity, and speed of thought than ever before."
5. After Adaptation by Jeff Seely:
"The post-nap state of mind was especially effervescent and unconstrained. My thoughts would flow faster than normal. If you have ever attempted difficult math proofs before, then you’re probably familiar with the frustration of hitting a mental block. It’s like writer’s block for mathematicians. I found that if I worked on my math problems after a nap, I usually experienced more lucrative thought processes, which helped get past mental blocks."
6. Neurocognitive Consequences of Sleep Deprivation by Jeffrey S. Durmer:
"Specific neurocognitive domains including executive attention, working memory, and divergent higher cognitive functions are particularly vulnerable to sleep loss."

Hacking Sleep

There is an old saying about time management at MIT - "Work, sleep, friends: pick two." Like any good MIT student, I'm going to bend the rules and exercise some creativity. After my first semester (which I will use to establish a performance baseline and make sure I can survive), I'll be experimenting with a new sleep schedule that will add hours to my day, among other exciting effects. In other words, I will be hacking sleep. =)

Polyphasic Sleep
"Normal" people (whoever they are) sleep once per day for eight hours. This cycle is called monophasic sleep, and it follows the circadian rhythm. Polyphasic sleep, sometimes called "polynapping", involves separating sleep into smaller cycles that may follow ultradian rhythms. There are many different polyphasic sleeping schedules, but perhaps the most widely known is the uberman schedule. Generally considered the most extreme form of polyphasic sleep, it involves sleeping six times per day (every four hours) for 20-30 minutes, resulting in 2-3 hours of sleep per day.

During the adjustment period (normally one to two weeks), the body experiences severe but controlled sleep deprivation and adapts to the new schedule by compressing sleep cycles into the allocated nap times. All stages of sleep are still present - and in roughly the same proportions as in monophasic sleep - but the total daily amount of each stage is reduced.1 Upon completion of the adjustment period, sleep deprivation ends and the schedule becomes comfortable and easily sustainable.

What are the costs and benefits?
The obvious negative aspect of this experiment is the adaptation. For about two weeks I'll be in a zombie-like state, battling sleep deprivation and self-doubt. That will be quite the adventure, I'm sure. There is also the burden of having to schedule naps around everything else, but that shouldn't be too difficult.

If I can pull off the transition (many have tried and failed), the most obvious benefit of the schedule is the addition of five to six waking hours to each day. I could use the extra time for sports, projects, studying, blogging, etc... There's hardly a shortage of things to do at MIT. But the real reason I want to do this is plain old curiosity. From the accounts I've read, experiencing life as a continuous stream without a daily reboot is pretty fascinating. I also want to see if I can make it through the adaptation, since it's likely to be the hardest thing I've ever done.

What About Health Effects?
The long-term health effects of this schedule have not been scientifically studied. Of those who have successfully adapted, none have reported major health problems. In fact, some with pre-existing sleep-related problems experienced a sudden end to their disorders.2 The inventor Buckminster Fuller successfully followed a polyphasic schedule for two years with no problems.3 Leonardo DaVinci is said to have slept polyphasically throughout most of his life (unverified). At any rate, I'll be doing this at my own risk.

How Does It Work?
The official answer is "no one knows," but I'll give you my theory in the next entry. I'm sure you all have some questions, and I've done a lot of sleep research over the past six months, so ask away!


References:
1. Why We Nap by Dr. Claudio Stampi:
"The nap mean overall percentage composition of stages 1 (18.9%), 2 (32.8%), SWS (27.4%), and REM (20.9%) was very similar to that of baseline sleep (13.5%, 38.6%, 26.1%, and 21.8%, respectively). The total daily amounts of each stage, however, were considerably and proportionately reduced."
2. Uberman's Sleep Schedule by PureDoxyK:
"If you have sleep disorders like nightmares, night terrors, mid-sleep choking fits, thrashing, muscle soreness or sleepwalking, this will probably flat-out cure you. I had many of the above, and they all disappeared on me virtually overnight."
3. Dymaxion Sleep by TIME Magazine:
"For two years Fuller thus averaged two hours of sleep in 24. Result: 'The most vigorous and alert condition I have ever enjoyed.' Life-insurance doctors who examined him found him sound as a nut."

Car vs. Concrete

Concrete wins, in case you were wondering. I had heard of this result from other sources, but the day after Christmas I took it upon myself to try it out with my own car, pirouetting elegantly across the road and into a concrete median. In retrospect, I could have picked a better time than the night before my 11-hour drive back to Virginia. On the other hand, maybe subconsciously I was trying to get stranded in Tennessee... Unfortunately, my subconscious isn't that smart; there was a spare car at the house (a Toyota Echo that gets 40 mpg!), so I was able to get back to work.

Now that I am back in Norfolk, the "armpit of the Navy," I'm counting down the remaining days. It's astonishing to think that this year I'll become an MIT student! There's so much to prepare for, having been out of high school for four years... I know a lot of people feel this way, but I think I'll be way behind the rest of my class. I do have some useful skills though; my superpower is sleep deprivation. Right now it's 1:00am and I have to be up at 4:30am to get ready for work, and what am I doing? I'm blogging.

I'm also checking Facebook, since someone thought it would be a good idea to ban Facebook at work. =( I've been too busy to check it at home, because I'm helping my friend Chris get his house ready to sell. This involves new tile, new carpet, new trim, new doors, new lighting, new wiring, new appliances, new paint, new cabinets, new counter-tops, and a few other things, so it has been an interesting project. Everything should be finished by this weekend, and we can finally relax (I will relax; Chris will work on his car, because he likes to work on things).

One of my goals for the year is to get more involved in the open source community. I started by switching to OpenOffice, and I'm in the process of switching to Linux. I'm happy to say that I now own a Linux laptop (made by Dell) and I love it! I'm still learning (understatement?), but my normal daily computing tasks have given me no troubles thus far.

In the next entry, I'll be unveiling my secret plan to hack the number of hours in a day. Suspense!