I am a professional procrastinator. I maintain that chivalry is not dead. I spend too much time on the internet. I recently returned to Mountain Dew after a lengthy caffeine fast. I climb rocks, trees, and anything I'm not supposed to. I am addicted to education. I eat ice cream from the carton. I judge you when you use poor grammar.
I think the glass is half full if it has just been poured into and half empty if it has just been poured out of.
I like to help people, even when I'm already over-committed. I believe sarcasm to be the highest form of humor known to man. I have more books than I can realistically read, but I want more. I think Anchorman is the funniest movie in the history of the world. I have a secret plan to hack the number of hours in a day.
I believe that in pleasure and pain, in passion and tedium, in bravery and doubt, lies the beauty and simplicity of life.
I'm from Tennessee, and I miss it dearly. I currently belong to the US Navy, and next fall I'll be a student at MIT! Next week will be my first visit to the campus, and I plan to share my adventures with you here. Now that you know who I am, feel free to introduce yourself!